Lyrics: Sam Stillerman
Music: Sam Stillerman
Santa is coming into town It is coming hard and fast
And all I want for Christmas is his wiener in my ass
Oh stuck my sock in Stanta yeah This chimney nice and tight
So come inside don't be shy you can stay the night
Eat my cookie Santa hope you have an appetite
Hope you brought that big old sack because that's just what I like
And Santa since it's Christmas you can cover me in white
Cause I have been such a Good girl yeah But I 'll be bad tonight
F*** me, Silly Santa Claus and F*** me in the ass
F*** me underneath the tree and F*** me in the grass
F*** me like it's Christmas Let me make those laid bells ring
And when you finish you can leave the presents on my cheek