Lyrics: Jonathan Larson Music: Jonathan Larson 服务员:No, please no Not tonight, please no Mister, can't you go? Not tonight, can't have a scene Roger:What? 服务员:Go, please go You - Hello, sir! I said no Important customer Mark:What am I, just a blur? 服务员:You sit all night, you never buy! Mark:That's a lie, that's a lie! I had a tea the other day 服务员:You couldn't pay Mark:Oh yeah... Collins:Benjamin Coffin III? Here? 服务员:Oh no! 所有人:Wine and beer! Maureen:The enemy of Avenue A We'll stay Collins:What brings the mogul in his own mind To the Life Cafe? Benny:I would like to propose a toast To Maureen's noble try 为Maureen It went well Maureen:Go to Hell Benny:Was the yuppie scum stomped? Not counting the homeless How many tickets weren't comped? Roger:Why did Muffy Benny:Alison Roger:..miss the show? … Benny:There was a death in the family If you must know Angel:Who died? Benny:Our Akita Benny, Mark, Angel, Collins:Evita Benny:Mimi, I'm surprised Mimi, A bright and charming girl like you Hangs out with these slackers Who don't adhere to deals They make fun, yet I'm the one Attempting to do some good Or do you really want a neighborhood Where people piss on your stoop every night? Bohemia, Bohemia's A fallacy in your head This is Calcutta Bohemia is dead Mark:Dearly beloved We gather here to say our goodbyes Collins,Roger:Dies irae, dies illa Mark:Here she lies No one knew her worth The late great daughter of Mother Earth On this night when we celebrate the birth In that little town of Bethlehem We raise our glass You bet your ass, to La vie Bohème 所有人:La vie Bohème… Mark:To days of inspiration Playing hooky Making something out of nothing The need to express To communicate To going against the grain Going insane Going mad To loving tension, no pension To more than one dimension To starving for attention Hating convention Hating pretension Not to mention, of course Hating dear old Mom and Dad To riding your bike Midday past the three-piece suits To fruits To no absolutes To Absolut To choice To The Village Voice To any passing fad To being an us, for once Instead of a them La vie Bohème Maureen:Is the equipment in a pyramid? Joanne:It is, Maureen Maureen:The mixer doesn't have a case Don't give me that face Mr. Grey:Ahem Maureen:Hey, Mister She's my sister 服务员:So that's five miso soup Four seaweed salad Three soy burger dinner Two tofu dog platter And one pasta with meatless balls 某男生:Ew Collins:It tastes the same Mimi:If you close your eyes 服务员:And thirteen orders of fries Is that it here? 所有人:Wine and beer! Mimi,Angel:To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou Maureen,Collins:Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion Creation, vacation Mark:Mucho masturbation Maureen,Collins:Compassion, to fashion, to passion When it's new Collins:To Sontag Angel:To Sondheim To anything taboo Collins,Roger:Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham, and Cage Collins:Lenny Bruce Roger:Langston Hughes Maureen:To the stage To Uta Collins:To Buddha Pablo Neruda, too Mark,Mimi:Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow To blow off Auntie Em La vie Bohème Maureen:And wipe the speakers off before you pack Joanne:Yes, Maureen Maureen:Well, hurry back Mr. Grey:Sisters? Maureen:We're close Angel,Collins,Mark,Mr.Grey:Brothers! Bisəxuals, trisəxuals, homo sapiens Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men Pee-wee Herman German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa Carmina Burana To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy Vaclav Havel, The Səx Pistols, 8BC To no shame, never playing the Fame Game Collins:To marjuana To sodomy It's between God and me To S & M Mr.Grey:Waiter... Waiter... Waiter! 所有人:La vie Bohème Collins:In honor of the death of bohemia an impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred Roger:And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary Mark Cohen about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days Mark:Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder while accompanying herself on the electric cello, which she has never studied Benny:Your new boyfriend doesn't know about us Mimi:There's nothing to know Benny:Don't you think that we should discuss Mimi:It was three months ago Benny:He doesn't act like he's with you Mimi:We're taking it slow Benny:Where is he now? Mimi:He's right - hmm Benny:Uh huh... Mimi:Where'd he go? Mark:And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song That doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz" Collins:Angel Dumott Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub Angel:And Collins will recount his exploits as anarchist including the tale of the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment to self-destruct, as it broadcasts the words: 所有人:"Actual Reality - ACT UP - Fight AIDS!" Benny:Check!! Mimi:Excuse me, did I do something wrong? I get invited, then ignored all night long Roger:I've been trying, I'm not lying No one's perfect, I've got baggage Mimi:Life's too short, babe, time is flying I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine Roger:I should tell you Mimi:I've got baggage too Rogger:I should tell you 合:Baggage 其他人:Wine And beer! Mimi:AZT break Roger:You? Mimi:Me. You? Roger:Mimi