Lyrics: Satvik Sharma
Music: Satvik Sharma/Aditya Gaur
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Free mai lena hai toh unhe mai lelo
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Free mai lena hai toh mai toh nahi milunga
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Yeh har ek baar ki baat hai
Kalakaar muft mai chaheye
Inhe acchar ka swaad hai
Paratha mufat mai chahiye
Mai hu na yaar kya baat hai
Farah khan kyun ban rahi hai
Ghar parivaar ki baat hai
Abe sar par kyun chad rhi hai
Ghar ki baat kaise hai be
Mai toh janta bhi nhi tumko
Pehli baar awaz suni hai
Mai pehchanta bhi nahi tum kon
Mai bol rhi hoon
Abey mai kon yeh bata
Mujhe hazaro log Jante hai
Aur tera number bhi nhi saved tha (hutt)
Hum kalakaar hai woh bhi behtareen yeh samjha karo
Aur hum bekaar hai
Toh aukat mai rehke dhandha karo
Aur muft mai aare jaare pyaare woh rishtedaar hai
Ya unka khudka hi tyohar hai
Aur nahi hai toh woh gawar hai (haata)
Kalaa hi ho tum bhi upar wale ki dekho khudko
Tarasha hai usne tumko sasta mat becho khudko
(Bhai itna nhi ho payega thoda) Abe tu chup ho)
Mujhe bharosa khudpe har dafa jab dekhu khudko
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Apun chaheye toh phir rupey dedo
Free mai lena hai toh mai toh nahi milunga
Lekin phir bhi free mai chahiye kuch toh muh mai lelo
Free mai lena hai toh unhe lelo
Apun chaheye toh phir rupey dedo
Free mai lena hai toh mai toh nahi milunga
Lekin phir bhi free mai chahiye kuch toh muh mai lelo
Inko mauka milna chahiye yeh bas haath jodte hai
Inko condom thodi chaheye yeh bas baat chodte hai
Ek lakh liye the pichle show ke teeno bhai ne
Ek ghante ke
Aur jab teeno saath milte hai maa chodte hai
Gaane sabko sunne hai par sabko free mai chahiye
Dil ke acche hai toh saalo hum ko fees nhi chahiye
Tum unse uljho jo apni kala pe shak hai karte
Aur unko ek show karne ke cigarette or bas beer chahiye
Mujhe bas haal pe chord do
Nahi dene paise khayal bhi chord do
Mai kabhi nhi milunga
Sasta nahi bikunga
Pata nhi mujhe kis kaate pai tol te ho
Bada nhi ban rha faltu
Lekin mujhe meri keemat ka pata hai
Hazaro hafte ka kharcha hai
Ghar pai bhi pata hai ki yeh kamata aur kharchta hai
Kalakaro ki izzat kare aur tung na kare
Kal ko akaar hum dete bina tamannah kare
Karodon ke kaam chode hum agar maan na kare
Bore ho jaoge agar hum duniya mai rang na bhare
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Apun chaheye toh phir rupey dedo
Free mai lena hai toh mai toh nahi milunga
Lekin phir bhi free mai chahiye kuch toh muh mai lelo