Lyrics: Ryan Elder/Joshua Moshier Music: Ryan Elder/Joshua Moshier He may be dead, but he makes me feel alive He stinks up the room, but I think we'll survive His limbs fall off, but I'm pretty sure that's part of this plan He's my Dan He's my, he's my, he's my Dan He's my, he's my, he's my Dan He scares off dogs, but he puts me at ease He's terrifyingly strong, he threw me into some trees He gives great hugs, and eventhough my brother isn't a fan He's my Dan He's my, he's my, he's my Dan He's my, he's my, he's my Dan He's my, he's my, he's my Dan He's my, he's my, he's my Dan