Lyrics: Cameron Crowe
Music: Cameron Crowe
[Verse 1]
What have they done to you, When you were just like me
When you were buying records that were worth nothing but weren't free
What will they do to you, when they leave your hands
You bid at auctions for those records and make monopoly
And you see something new, My eyes were into view next year, when I break in and steal lots of valued LPs from you (From independent records!)
What have they done to you, When you were just like me
And you had became a hoarder while I'm now banned from RSD
[Verse 2]
With what you need, I can understand that capitalism gets the best of us, but there's no need to get your place in the market
None of these records have meaning, at least the ones that you put up at auction for 300 dollars and failed on scoring a single bidder
There's a lack of thought on thinking the fifteen thoudandth remaster of a record that came out 50 years ago holds that value (at least over the others)
There's only a few that retain their assumed value, so expect to check your store for those ones to put up for auction
They'll only be the best of the best golden plated LP jackets placed inside bulletproof frames (and don't even try to actually play the record, come on)
[Outro]
(Banned from RSD!)