Lyrics: Ed Helms/Kelly Kapoor/Erin Hannon
Music: Ed Helms/Kelly Kapoor
Subtle Sexuality 'featuring Nard Dog
Introducing Mr.Understood
"Male Prima Donna"
(Kelly & Erin)
Oh-oh
You don't return my texts
You say "My phone don't get no texts"
What you got? A-D-D
Add it up, don't equal you and me
Like Shakespeare said
"To be or not to be"
Sometimes you're Romeo with me
But if you ever leave me again
I'll down a bottle of baby aspirin
I swear, I'll do it
You're a male prima donna but I can't help but want ya
I'm an independent diva but I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in hell and nirvana 'cause you're my male prima donna (Oh-oh)
You slammed her finger in the car door
Didn't say you're sorry
Love is war
She got stitches, it really hurt
That's her blood on your polo shirt
You're cute, but you think you're blazin' hot
You're short and you think you're not
You look gay in your skinny tie
I hope ya get killed in a drive-by
You're a male prima donna but I can't help but want ya
I'm an independent diva but I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in hell and nirvana 'cause you're my male prima donna (Oh-oh)
(Andy)
Once upon a time, she was just a girl
Livin' in this world
Then you came along
With your irresistible charm
You drive a girl wild when you flash that sexy smi-i-i-ile
Cause before she met you things were going okay
So go away or stay
(Ryan)
They call me Mr.Understood
Cause no one understands me
But when I spit rhymes everybody buys my CD
You get out of the car so slow
How was I supposed to know
You keep saying stuff behind my back
Then how come I got the No.1 track
I'm the OG prima donna
My rhymes bite like piranha
Hotter than a sauna
Straight out of Lackawann-a-a-a
(Kelly & Erin)
You're a male prima donna but I can't help but want ya
I'm an independent diva but I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in hell and nirvana 'cause you're my male prima donna (Oh-oh)
Male prima donna (Oh-oh)
Male prima donna (Oh-oh)
Male prima donna