Dressed in Your Pyjamas in the Grand Salon

Lyrics: Maury Yeston Music: Maury Yeston Strange and quite disorienting being here Recently awakened from a dream How the lights burn Every crystal bright as a star Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon Looks to be bizarre in the extreme Things could improve if the steward opens the bar Oh it's a memory I'll want to keep Now I would like to go Back to sleep Dressed in your pyjamas in the grand salon Wondering if things are what they seem Can you be sure do you ever Know where you are Mr. Astor please your life belt Mr. Guggenheim please put it on now Captain's orders Ladies and gentlemen wear your life belts Mrs widener if you would m'am Mr. Thayer we must insist now It's a mere formality There is no cause for concern We'll be on our way A minor delay now A simple precaution A moment of rest We'll be on our way We hardly need stay now In a moment or two she'll be right again Traveling west See here Mr. Etches I demand to know exactly what's happening The latest word sir seems to be that she's damaged one of the wing propellers And we could be delayed for an entire day sir I don't like the way this sounds Not a bit not a bit not a little bit We spent eighteen hundred pounds Not a bit not a bit not a little bit This is not the sort of a voyage we paid for I demand to know what the ship is delayed for Right now How could this ever have come to pass Christ look who's here It's the second class Everything is gorgeous in the grand salon Stunningly appointed for the cream Thousands of bucks Gets a trip deluxe without par Dressed in your pyjamas/Mr. Astor In the grand salon/please your life belt Feels to be bizarre/Mr. Guggenheim In the extreme/please put it on now How the lights burn/It's a mere Every crystal bright/formality As a star/There is no cause for concern We'll be on our way A minor delay now A simple precaution A moment of rest We'll be on our way We hardly need stay now Mr. Guggenheim please Upstairs now Wondering if things are what they seem Mrs widener if you would m'am Can you be sure do you ever It's a mere formality Know where you are There is no cause for concern We'll be on our way A minor delay now A simple precaution A moment of rest We'll be on our way We hardly need stay now In a moment or two she'll be right again Any minute now Any minute now Any minute now We'll be on our way We'll be on our way We'll be on our way Our way Our way