Music: Michael Friedman
Washington crossed the Delaware River
Washington acted like a Rock Star
Washington made America deliver
Washington tried to be a Rock Star
But all the fame that he had won
it wasn't really any fun
Soon the people started turning
Whoa-oa-oa
That boy who couldn't tell a lie
two terms and then he said goodbye
Georgie went back to Mount Vernon
WHOOOOOOO
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'Cause you know I'd be better off dead
if there's really no place in America
for a celebrity of the first rank.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Governor Andrew Jackson!! Yea!
That's right mother *******. Jackson's back. One,two,three...
John Adams tried to be an American idol
Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star
Madison tried to make the President vital
and James Monroe was a Douche Bag
The story always ends the same
It's hard to handle all that fame
You don't really have it in you
Whoa-oa-oa
There's no place in Democracy
For your brand of Aristocracy
Take that ***** back to Virginia
(Or Massachusetts Be-yotch!)（
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
'cause you know I'd be better off dead
if there's really no place in America
for a celebrity of the first rank.
You can't just be a founding father
Would you like to see my stimulus package?
When everybody wants you to be their father
You can't just be a founding father
I'm going to fill you with populajism!
（Cause everybody needs you to be their father）（
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank.
Why don't you just shoot me in the head(You can't just be a founding father)
Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America(When everybody wants you to be their father)
For a celebrity of the first rank.(Whoa-oa-oa)
Why don't you just shoot me in the head(You can't just be a founding father)
Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America（Cause everybody needs you to be their father）
For a celebrity of the first rank.(Whoa--)
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank.
Why don't you just shoot me in the head
Cause you know I'd be better off dead
If there's really no place in America
For a celebrity of the first rank.