Lyrics: Oscar Hammerstein II Music: Richard Rodgers "Women (spoken) Give it to ’em good, Carrie, Give it to ’em good! Carrie (sung) Get away, you no-account nothin’s With yer silly jokes and prattle! If y’packed all yer brains in a butterfly’s head They’d still hev room to rattle. Women (spoken) Give it to ’em good, Carrie, Give it to ’em good! Tell ’em somethin’ that’ll l’arn ’em! Carrie (sung) Get away, you roustabout riff-raff With yer bellies full of grog. If y’packed all yer brains in a pollywog’s head, He’d never even grow to be a frog! Women (sung) The pollywog’d never be a frog! (spoken) That’ll l’arn ’em, Darn ’em! Men (sung) Now jest a minute, ladies, You got no call to fret. We only asked perlitely If you was ready yet. We’d kinda like this clambake To get an early start, And wanted fer to tell you We went and done our part. Basses Look at them clams! Baritones Been diggin’ ’em since sunup! Basses Look at them clams! Second Tenors All ready fer the boats. Basses Look at them clams! First Tenors We’re all wore out and done up – All Men And what’s more, we’re hungry as goats! All Women You’ll get no drinks er vittles Till we get across the bay, So pull in yer belts and load them boats And let’s get underway. The sooner we sail, the sooner we start The clambake ’cross the bay! (Nettie Fowler enters, carrying a tray piled high with doughnuts.) Nettie Fowler (spoken) Here, boys! Here’s some doughnuts and coffee. Fall to! Men (as they fall to, speeches overlapping) Doughnuts, hooray...! That’s our Nettie...! Yer heart’s in the right place, Nettie...! Lemme in there...! Quit yer shovin’...! Nettie (spoken) Here now, don’t jump at it like you was a lotta animals in a menag’ry! A Woman (spoken) Nettie...! After us jest tellin’ ’em...! Watchere doin’ that fer...? Nettie (spoken) They been diggin’ clams since five this mornin’ – I see ’em myself, down on the beach. A Woman (spoken) After the way they been pesterin’ and annoyin’ you...! Carrie (spoken) Nettie, yer a soft-hearted ninny! Nettie (spoken) Oh, y’can’t blame ’em. First clambake o’ the year they’re always like this. It’s like unlockin’ a door, and all the crazy notions they kep’ shet up fer the winter come whoopin’ out into the sunshine. This year’s jest like ev’ry other. (sung) March went out like a lion, A-whippin’ up the water in the bay. Then April cried And stepped aside, And along come pretty little May! May was full of promises, But she didn’t keep ’em quick enough fer some, And a crowd of Doubtin’ Thomases Was predictin’ that the summer’d never come! Men (sung) But it’s comin’, by gum! Y’ken feel it come! Y’ken feel it in yer heart, Y’ken see it in the ground! Girls (sung) Y’ken hear it in the trees, Y’ken smell it in the breeze – All Look around, look around, look around! Nettie June is bustin’ out all over! All over the meadow and the hill! Buds’re bustin’ outa bushes, And the rompin’ river pushes Ev’ry little wheel that wheels beside a mill. All June is bustin’ out all over! Nettie The feelin’ is gettin’ so intense That the young Virginia creepers Hev been huggin’ the bejeepers Outa all the mornin’-glories on the fence! Because it’s June! Women and Men June – June – June – All Jest because it’s June – June – June! Nettie Fresh and alive and gay and young, June is a love song, sweetly sung. Women and Men June is bustin’ out all over! First Man The saplin’s are bustin’ out with sap! First Woman Love has found my brother, Junior! Second Man And my sister’s even lunier! Second Woman And my Ma is gettin’ kittenish with Pap! All June is bustin’ out all over! Nettie To ladies the men are payin’ court. Lotsa ships are kept at anchor Jest because the captains hanker Fer a comfort they ken only get in port! All Because it’s June! June – June – June – Jest because it’s June – June – June! Nettie June makes the bay look bright and new, Sails gleamin’ white on sunlit blue. Carrie June is bustin’ out all over! The ocean is full of Jacks and Jills. With her little tail a-swishin’ Ev’ry lady fish is wishin’ That a male would come and grab her by the gills! All June is bustin’ out all over! Nettie The sheep aren’t sleepin’ any more. All the rams that chase the ewe sheep Are determined there’ll be new sheep, And the ewe sheep aren’t even keepin’ score! All On accounta it’s June! June – June – June – Jest because it’s June – June – June!"