Lyrics: Andy Gill/Zachary Preciado/Micah Preciado
Well, well, well
Looks like you found my Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom!
That means each and every one of you has earned a free ticket to play
What? No, no, I don't wanna play
Ha-ha-ha-ha, that's a weird way to say you wanna play
Ah-a, no, no, no, not again
Couldn't help but get the vibe you guys might not be feelin' so fine (I hate my life)
That's not a big surprise (ooh)
I've got just the cure in mind, if you can let me give this a try
(It's time) to free that big ol' smile
If you love adventure, you're in luck
I couldn't give half a flying fu-
Go through with no clue
You'll be surprised when you realize
It gets so much better than real life
Dum-dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch'a-
Humdrum, bum-bum, bangin' in my head
I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind
I've gotta leave
I've got no happy place
So glad you're having fun, but our wacked-out party's only begun (it's never done)
Gonna leave you saying things like, "Why is this happening?" (Why?)
And, "What am I doing here and how?" (What?) (How?)
"Am I gonna top this now?"
If you love adventure, you're in luck
I couldn't give half a flying fu-
Go through with no clue
You'll be surprised when you realize
It gets so much better than real life
Dum dum, this sucks, life is feelin' like a bunch'a-
Humdrum, bum-bum, bangin' in my head!
I'm trapped inside of the back of my mind
I've gotta leave
It's impolite to be deceiving
Why break the rules or bother leaving?
I know what you need, though you may not agree
But I'll show the world, and without me, you will see
How awful it could be
How awful it could be
Ravenous violence, and torture, and agony
You're better off with me
Thriving in our happy family
We all learned a valuable lesson here today
I know you don't really hate my adventures
You love me, and I love you too