Lyrics: Rob Rokicki
Music: Rob Rokicki
PERCY: Seems my good intentions
Always crash and burn
Everything I try to do will fail
Never once will I prevail
Going wrong at every turn
SALLY: What belongs to the sea
Can always return
PERCY AND SALLY: What belongs to the sea
Can always return
PERCY: (Spoken) "It's a seashell." No... it's a gift from a god.
(Sung) Maybe my dad was a screw-up too
His best-laid plans always
Falling through
Maybe he did the best that he could do...
Maybe my dad wasn't always there
Maybe he never knew
How to care
But hey, that's life, and life ain't fair
And I know right now things are less than fine
But I think my dad may have thrown me a line
And better late than never
To finally get a sign
I'm the son of Poseidon
And I am gonna win
The son of Poseidon
And I'm done running
(Spoken) Guys, I know how to get out of here!
I'll come back for you, mom. I promise.
It's a portal!
GROVER: (Spoken) Whoa!
ANNABETH: (Spoken) What?
HADES: (Spoken) Oh, come on!
PERCY: (Spoken) Whoa!
We were set up. And I think I know who did the setting
ANNABETH: (Spoken) But if it's not Hades-?
PERCY: (Spoken) Who wins if the gods go to war? Ares, the god of war! I bet he's watching us right now.
Show yourself!
ANNABETH: Well, he'll have to get through me
We'll take him down, we work
Well in three
GROVER: Plus a half-goat with a great goatee
(Spoken) Let's do this
PERCY: So this could be the end
But I ain't sad
'Cause you're the two best friends
This screw-up ever had
And now I'll make this right
For me and for my dad
I'm the son of Poseidon
And we know you're to blame
PERCY, GROVER, AND ANNABETH: The son of Poseidon
PERCY: You may be a god, but you're going down all the same
ARES: Ha!
Your mouth's talking trash
You better rinse it
Your meat is minced
I'm here to mince it
I'm gonna have my war
Now give me some space
I'm gonna wipe that stupid head off of your stupid face
ARES/PERCY: I'll put you in, I'll put you in/The son of Poseidon
I'll put you in your place/And I'm gonna win
I'll put you in, I'll put you in/The son of Poseidon
I'll put you in your place/And I'm done running
ARES: (Spoken) Let the slugfest begin
GROVER: (Spoken) Look out!
ANNABETH: (Spoken) Percy, get to the ocean!
ARES: (Spoken) You think the god of war is afraid of a little water?
PERCY: (Spoken) How do you feel about a lot of it?
(Sung) I'm
The
Son of Poseidon
I never asked to be
But I'm the son of Poseidon
Now face the tide
Inside me