Lyrics: Julien Tibbs
Music: Julien Tibbs
[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Blackbeard
Vs
Santa Claaaaaaaaaaaus
Begin!
[Verse 1 - Santa Claus (Mancha)]
Some fruit for your crew, some crackers for Polly
Leave hooks for the good, diss tracks for the naughty
Take a seat on my lap, and let's get down to business
Tell me, little Eddie, what would you like for Christmas?
[Verse 2 - Blackbeard (Mr. Tibbs)]
The Saint, he be missin' what I want for Christmas
I want to be like you
Cop treasure aplenty, rob corporate plenty
Booty for you and yer crew
Can you spare a few doubloons from pockets deeper than the big blue?
Now, that ye wouldn't do, Nick; it's ye I see through
'CausΠ΅ your ho-ho-hokie shit is so below me
Davy JonΠ΅s be drownin', he be chokin' on the sickly sweet baloney
Ye be feeding to the children like you're more than just a fable
Christian pricks pitting their kids like several Cain and ****ing Abels
Over gifts they get in scores 'cause they did a couple chores
But they all tend to ignore the creep peepin' through their door
As you rummage through their drawers; hoggin', downin' all the noggin
Step away from the stocking, Nick, it's time for a floggin'
[Verse 3 - Santa Claus (Mancha)]
Ho-ho-hold up! I can't stand the lies you spin, 'cause
I won't take the slag off this seadog who put the virgin in Virginia
Mad your shabby shanties don't match with my carol lines, huh?
Go take a Bath, not talking the Carolinas
Lit without the coal; kick you in the South Pole, but
It's not on the pole with ya; buy Coca-Cola
Pop your head like a screw-off, 'cause it's best if you cruise off
Catch me on the roof, dawg; red dot on you, like Rudolph
When I come in commandeering the deer and the sleigh I'm seen in
Being loved by the masses is the only care I be in
But this scallywag wouldn't know how that feels, unfortunate
Where's your Christmas cheer? Keep your head up, as an ornament
[Verse 4 - Blackbeard (Mr. Tibbs)]
I owned the high seas, ye dined on milk and sweets
Wouldn't hurt to spare a couple to the elves and Black Pete
A fate worse than with the fishes when all you get is Hershey kisses
I be gettin' naughty listed when I sail with yer missus
[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Gridliiiine Rap Battlllles