Counting for Dummies

Lyrics: Malachi Bryant Music: Malachi Bryant 1 bitch, 2 bitch, 3 bitch, 4, get all the bitches on the floor 5 bitch, 6 bitch, 7 bitch, 8, in lingerie, they look great 9 bitch, 10 bitch, 11 bitch, 12, all them bitches be touching themselves 13, 14, 15, 16, they should be at the canteen 17, 18, 19, 20, how many bitches I got? Plenty

Bitch nation be growing all the children are flowing like their dads we mowing I got all their cheeks glowing Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick

21, 22, 23, 24, they came back and asked for more 25, 26, 27, 28, riding this dick will make them late 29, 30, 31, 32, I choke them ‘till their face turns blue 33, 34, 35, 36, Bending them over and teaching them tricks 37, 38, 39, 40, Mister steal your girl, watch your shawty

Bitch nation be growing all the children are flowing like their dads we mowing I got all their cheeks glowing Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick

41, 42, 43, 44, she tryna make money she an entrepreneur 45, 46, 47, 48, ain’t gonna be and she gonna hate 49, 50, 51, 52, she bout to cry, boo hoo hoo 53, 54, 55, 56, After we’re finished she’ll be dem shitting bricks 57, 58, 59, 60, you know you like it, come on, get with me

Bitch nation be growing all the children are flowing like their dads we mowing I got all their cheeks glowing Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick

61, 62, 63, 64, **** yo bitch she a whore 65, 66, 67, 68, get on the bed and let’s procreate 69, 70, 71, 72, In a skimpy bikini I’m looking at you 73, 74, 75, 76, cum on your face yeah you know that it sticks 77, 78, 79, 80, leave it to sit and it starts to go flaky

Bitch nation be growing all the children are flowing like their dads we mowing I got all their cheeks glowing Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick

81, 82, 83, 84, Your mum’s a hoe and that’s for sure 85, 86, 87, 88, I am about to ejaculate 89, 90, 91, 92, ‘bout to do crafts with the glue 93, 94, 95, 96, spreadin’ that shit on your plastic tits 97, 98, 99, 100, All dem little pussies – plundered

Bitch nation be growing all the children are flowing like their dads we mowing I got all their cheeks glowing Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick

Bitch nation be growing (Bitches) all the children are flowing (Bitches) like their dads we mowing (Bitches) I got all their cheeks glowing (Bitches) Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick Bitches Bitches on my dick Bitches Bitches giving lick