You're Welcome

Music: Kevin Murphy/Laurence O'Keefe [Kurt] (spoken) Aw, you can't just leave... [Ram] (spoken) Not when you're dressed like that... [Veronica] (spoken) Dressed like what? This is what I always wear [Kurt] (spoken) Yeah and it's torture! [Ram] (spoken) How can you expect us to control ourselves When you look like that? [Veronica] Dear Diary Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far... They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys I'm a rat in a trap, correction: I'm the cheese [Kurt] Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool [Ram] Just trying to say in our friendly way That you’ve gotten hotter like every day [Kurt] OW!! [Ram] Hey there girl, avoid this punk He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk [Kurt] There is no lie that dog won’t try When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause [Kurt/Ram] Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty [Ram] You were nothing and nobody... [Kurt] ...but now you’re good enough to [Kurt/Ram] Get with me! HUH! You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star! You’re welcome [Ram] Baby, what's that smell? [Kurt] That's the smell of me lovin' you well [Kurt/Ram] You're welcome! [They both "beat-box"] [Veronica] This is not a drill This is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair [Ram] Come back girl, now don’t play hurt If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt? [Kurt] We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed! [Kurt/Ram] Cause once, you were grody and grotty [Ram] Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati! [Kurt/Ram] Stroke my fur, make me purr- [Kurt] Hey! You wanted to be [Kurt/Ram] Popular! [Kurt] Hit me! [Ram] HUH! [Kurt/Ram] You’re welcome, look where you are You’re welcome, come get your football star You’re welcome [Ram] You've joined the pros! [Kurt] Once we squeeze you You'll stay "squoze" [Ram] You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee [Kurt] Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me! [Veronica] I got one last chance to save my ass What was that move from my self-defence class? [Ram] I’ll steal your heart like a thief Bring you sweet relief [Kurt] Call me Wendy cause you never wonder [Kurt/Ram] ‘Where’s the beef?’ [Veronica] They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg Stay friendly Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg [Kurt/Ram] No! Oh gross! This mud stinks! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt] Back up fool you reak! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Ram] Well you smell like a sewage leak [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt] Wait dude, I'm pretty sure, this ain't mud it's [Kurt/Ram] Cow manure! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt/Ram] Ah! It's everywhere! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt/Ram] Hold on it's in my hair! [Veronica] You’re welcome [Kurt/Ram] Hey girl, now let's not dwell On the smell you can tell I could still be loving you well [Veronica] 'Swell' [Kurt/Ram] No, I'll be loving her well [Veronica] See you in hell! [Kurt/Ram] No, I'll be loving her well No I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well! [All] You’re welcome! You’re welcome! You’re welcome!?