Lyrics: Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek
Music: Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek
Hello Thomas, I see that you're depressed
What's the problem? Is it the skeletons you're hidin' deep inside your closet?
Have you been readin' all the names they call you in the comments?
Have you been worried your haters will put you in a coffin?
Are you distraught that you promised vodka was not an option?
Now you're havin' thoughts of doin' shots, Tom you're an alcoholic
Is that true? You're upset that you can't have booze
What's the matter Thomas? Somethin's got you in a bad mood
Yeah it does, I'm anxious
Nothin' calms me down like Xanax does
But I can't even relapse 'cause the internet will laugh at us
I just need a beer or two but it's been like a year or two
I thought you disappeared I can't believe that I'm still here with you
Shut up
My therapist said me and you can't speak again
I locked the devil out but it was you that let the demons in
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Tom you're a comedian I'm only gonna tell you once you really need to be my friend
No, I'm walkin' alone in the darkness
Sharks in the water, a sky full of vultures
The doctor givin' you pills 'cause the pressure you're under givin' you ulcers
Shut up, let me remind you I'm independent because I'm the guy who does anything I want and goes viral
You're independent 'cause no one'll sign you
You got a YouTube that no one subscribes to
You got a Spotify nobody vibes to
I'm not another person you can lie to
I'll be the greatest as long as the sky's blue
Liar, come on Thomas keep it real
You're the liar I'm gonna tell you exactly how I feel
I'm the best rapper ever, I don't wanna be great
If they're the best then I'm better don't you make a mistake
'Cause I'm the GOAT, feelin' in my bones until I'm a ghost
I'm the one who pulls the sword out of the stone (Best ever)
I'm the best rapper ever, I don't care what you say
I'm da Vinci, I'm forever, I'm designed for the fame
'Cause I'm the GOAT, get the key the throne, everybody knows
Only voices that I'm hearin' are my own (Best ever)
Thomas, I'm still here, I practically smell the fear
I know all the reasons why you feel so insecure
I've seen you panic back stage hearin' everybody cheer
You're famous now Thomas, tell me what's with all the tears?
Shut up
Do you regret that your face's covered with tattoos
Mad that your beats whack, all your raps trash too
Shut up
Do you resent that you need meds again
Neglect some friends, now you just pretend you're not pathetic
You're not Eminem
Yeah, it's one of those days
Don't know why I don't feel okay
Close both eyes and focus on pain
Blows my mind, alone in my brain
I smell smoke from all of those flames
Fell in holes and hope for my grave
They told me smell the roses but I burnt the whole bouquet
Tom, you'll never win the fight against your haters long as I listen
'Cause I read every single comment that you try missin'
Then recite them in your mind and memorize disses
I'm a giant Thomas, why you tryna fight with me?
I'm different, don't care about a height difference I might win it
Show up to a gun fight knife swingin'
I am the darkness
Yeah, I got night vision
I've been bitin' my tongue and the blood from my cuts have been fillin' my stomach
I suffer 'cause they don't show love and I'm humble so now I just do this for all of my family and all of my brothers
Liar, you're rappin' for yourself, it ain't for them
Your selfish motivations are the reasons you're depressed
I'm doin' fine
You need to chill, you need to take more of those pills
Take a breath and tell us all just exactly how you feel
I'm the best rapper ever, I don't wanna be great
If they're the best then I'm better don't you make a mistake
'Cause I'm the GOAT, feelin' in my bones until I'm a ghost
I'm the one who pulls the sword out of the stone (Best ever)
I'm the best rapper ever, I don't care what you say
I'm da Vinci, I'm forever, I'm designed for the fame
'Cause I'm the GOAT, get the key the throne, everybody knows
Only voices that I'm hearin' are my own (Best ever)
Tom, let's work together, you know how great we can be
Don't deny, just try it
'Kay, fine
Repeat after me
Fine
Hi my name is Thomas all I wants to be an artist
I need help from all my demons for my dreams to get accomplished
See Tom, I'm just what you need, we're a team
Disagree? Go ahead and cut your wrists and make your demons bleed
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
No, I need to do this by myself
I told you twice already exactly how I felt
I'm the best rapper ever, I don't wanna be great
If they're the best then I'm better don't you make a mistake
'Cause I'm the GOAT, feelin' in my bones until I'm a ghost
I'm the one who pulls the sword out of the stone (Best ever)
I'm the best rapper ever, I don't care what you say
I'm da Vinci, I'm forever, I'm designed for the fame
'Cause I'm the GOAT, get the key the throne, everybody knows
Only voices that I'm hearin' are my own (Best ever)