Lyrics: Matthew Pantano
Music: Matthew Pantano
What if I told you I am split right down the middle? (Right down the middle)
I’m just a silly little pony most of the time
Don’t cha know?
But on the back side baby
I’m just a little unhinged
Just a little misaligned (A little misaligned.)
But it’s all part of the charisma I sell!
Just tired of being under stallions all the time now
I wanna feel on top of the world
Then you crash land into my life
The twinkles in your eyes are sharper than a knife
I’m feeling like I need to help deliver baby
Cut you into parts
When having a fake horn is better than none
It’s just a relief to have some fun
I feel it in my unicorn heart
Please tell me where to start
(The Care Package to my heart)
Are you really that dumb or just a little autistic? (I’m extremely autistic)
It’s no thing sugar wings, just spit into my mouth
Or you can spread those legs!
Well now hold up baby,
I’m not like all the other ponies you’ve let into your life
I’m quite specific bout the things that I’ll tell
The voices that I hear inside my head conniving
I’m feeling over compelled
Then you crash land into my life
The twinkles in your eyes are sharper than a knife
I’m feeling like I need to help deliver baby
Cut you into parts
When having a fake horn is better than none
It’s just a relief to have some fun
I feel it in my unicorn heart
Please tell me where to start
(Please tell me where to start)
I just wanna cut your...
I just wanna cut your...
I just wanna cut your...
(Do do do do do do do)
I just wanna cut your...
I just wanna cut your...
I just wanna cut your...
(Do do do do do do do)
I just wanna cut your...
I just wanna cut your...
I just wanna cut your...
I JUST WANNA CUT YOUR HEART! (The little voices inside of my head!~)
Heart! (Screaming to stab stab this knife in your head!!)
Heart!
I JUST WANNA CUT YOUR HEART! (The little voices inside of my head!~)
Heart! (Screaming to stab stab this knife in your head!!)
Heart!
I JUST WANNA CUT YOUR HEART!
CUT THIS PONY INTO PARTS!
Then you crash land into my life
The twinkles in your eyes are sharper than a knife
I’m feeling like I need to help deliver baby
Cut you into parts
When having a fake horn is better than none
It’s just a relief to have some fun
I feel it in my unicorn heart
Please tell me where to start
(The Care Package to my heart)