[DELIA, spoken:] Business friends
I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months
I don't even know how many. I'd have to check my pay stubs
But, as my guru Otho always says-
[DELIA, sung:] Day-O!
[CHARLES, spoken:] What?
[LYDIA, spoken:] What's going on Delia? Are you alright?
[DELIA, spoken:] Um, I-I am so sorry
I don't-I don't know what just happened. I meant to say-
[DELIA, sung:] Me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o!
[CHARLES, spoken:] Delia? Do you need to lie down?
[DELIA, spoken:] No! No, I just need to-
[DELIA, sung:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
[*gasping*]
[DELIA, spoken:] What is happening to me?
[CHARLES, spoken:] Maxie!
[MAXIE, spoken:] Yes?
[CHARLES, spoken:] On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say-
[CHARLES, sung:] Work all night on a drink of rum
[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
[DELIA:] Stack banana till the morning come, brrah!
[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
Day, me say day o
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[CHARLES:] Come mister tally man, tally me banana
[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
[MAXIE:] Come mister tally man tally me banana
[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
[CHARLES, spoken:] Lydia! Call 9-1-1!
Wait, why aren't you dancing?
[LYDIA, spoken:] It's like I told you Dad! This house is haunted.
And the ghosts who live here ...want you out!
Barbara, the pig!
[BARBARA, spoken:] Who wants bacon?!
[DELIA, spoken:] No! No! I'm a vegan!
[CHARLES:] A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
[MAXINE:] Hide the deadly black tarantula
[PIG:] Daylight come and me wanna go home
[ALL:] Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wanna go home
[CHARLES, spoken:] Maxie! Please, forgive me! If I had known-
[MAXIE, spoken:] Chuck, you moron! Don't apologize! We're gonna be rich!
[CHARLES & LYDIA, spoken:] What?
[MAXIE, spoken:] I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community"
But a genuine haunted house? It's a goldmine!
[LYDIA, spoken:] No!
[CHARLES, spoken:] Do you hear that Delia? These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune!
[LYDIA, spoken:] No, you're supposed to be scared!
[ADAM, spoken:] Lydia, we're so sorry! It didn't work!
[LYDIA, spoken:] There's one thing that can still stop him
[BARBARA, spoken:] Lydia, no! You don't know what will happen!
[LYDIA, spoken:] I can't keep living like this! Beetlejuice!
[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
I'm so glad you changed your mind
You are never gonna regret this
[LYDIA, spoken:] Beetlejuice...
[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] We are gonna make such a great team!
Give me just one... more...
[LYDIA, spoken:] Beetlejuice!
[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] It's showtime!
It's our house now, kid!
[LYDIA, spoken:] Whoa...
[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] Looks like we're not invisible anymore!