Lyrics: K.K. Hammond
That little drop of honey that you follow
With dark locks and blue eyes
With cherry red lips
And a pair of full tits
Could crack a nut between her thighs
Send her your emojis
With hearts inside their eyes
You send her your hard earned dollars
Then you unzip your fly
She’ll lend you her ears and listen
And laugh at all your memes
You call it a special sort of kinship
But it ain’t what it seems
Ask her no more questions
She’ll tell you no more lies
You know she’s got a loyal man right at home
Simp army on the side
Woo!
You see her when you day dream
When you jerk off at night
Moan her name and twist your nipples
It’s not a pretty sight
It’s not too late to reclaim
Your dignity young man
Why don’t you go download Tinder
Make real pussy your plan