Lyrics: Fred Ebb Music: John Kander [Drum beat]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante Happy to see you Bleibe, reste, stay Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret
Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend Bonsoir, good evening! We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good? Do you feel good? Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere I am your host! Und sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret~
Leave you troubles outside! So - life is disappointing? Ahhh forget it! We! We have no troubles here! For here, life is beautiful! The girls are beautiful~ Even the orchestra is beautiful! [Orchestra] And now presenting the Cabaret Girls! Rosie! Rosie! She smells so sweet, she will make you bleed Lulu! Does she make you a little Lulu? Yes? No? Do I make you a little Lulu? A little bit? You want to see me get a little bit Lulu? For a few marks gentleman, anything is possible! Frenchie! (Bonjour Salute Coucou~) Frenchie is like a croissant! She's hard and crusty on the outside But warm and moist on the inside! Texas! Texas is from America And I love a good yank! Fritzie! (?) Okay Fritzie, you have to stop with the bending down thing No please, already we have lost a waiter, Two tables and three bottles of champagne up there Be careful Sir! You could be next! And last, but not least, Helga! Helga is my baby And when she is bad, I spank her And she's very, very, very, bad! Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie and Helga! (Ja~) Each and every one a virgin! This guy... You don't believe me? Hahahaha he doesn't believe me! Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead please - try Helga! [Music] Outside it is winter But here it's so hot Every night I have this battle with the girls to stop them from taking off all of their clothings So don't go away who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle! Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret! We are here to serve you!
And now presenting the Cabaret Boys: Bobby! and Victor! Or is it Victor! and Bobby? You see, there's really only the one way to tell the difference It's the earlobes! Meine Damen und Herren, Hans! So Hans here, he knows 27 different sexual positions This is a good one Now he is ready to try this on people Herman! Meine Damen und Herren So Funny thing about Herman... There's absolutely nothing funny about Herman And, now, presenting, the toast of Mayfair Fraulein Sally Bowles! (Hello, darlings! Yes!) [Music] Bliebe, reste, stay! Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Fremde, etranger, stranger Hello, stranger! Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante Enchante~ Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay! Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Fremde, etranger, stranger Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante Happy to see you Bliebe, reste, stay--- Wir sagen Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
Thank you! Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie, and Helga! Welcome to the Kit Kat Klub!