Sync Up

Lyrics: Joe Iconis Music: Joe Iconis [JEREMY] C-c-c-cmon C-c-c-cmon, go- Ow! [THE SQUIP, spoken] What did we say about masturbation? [JEREMY, spoken] I was just gonna...check my email! [THE SQUIP, spoken] You can't lie to me, Jeremy, I'm inside your brain [ALL] C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon! Go, go! C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon Go, go! [THE SQUIP, spoken] I’m a learning computer, Jeremy With every interaction, I evolve Simply walk down the hallway and observe [RICH] Oh, what up brah, kicks look bangin’ [JAKE] Shut up dawg, when we hangin’? [RICH] Ask me later, yeah? [RICH & JAKE] We’ll sync up! [THE SQUIP, spoken] This one participates in sports and clubs To avoid the feeling that deep down He’ll never be good enough [JEREMY, spoken] But Jake’s popular! [THE SQUIP, spoken] Those facts are not mutually exclusive [CHLOE] I’m shook, I’m blah, I’m just-- [BROOKE] There, there! [CHLOE, spoken] Brooke! [BROOKE] I’m sorry [CHLOE] It’s not fair [BROOKE] Yeah! [CHLOE] I know [BROOKE & CHLOE] Oh, we so sync up! [THE SQUIP, spoken] That one is obsessed with status Because she’s scared of losing it! [JEREMY, spoken] Chloe isn’t scared of anything! [THE SQUIP, spoken] Everyone is scared of something, Jeremy The most dangerous people are the ones who pretend they’re not [JENNA, spoken] Chloe! Guess who I saw at the mall last night? ...With Jake! [CHLOE, spoken] I want details [THE SQUIP, spoken] Jenna Rolan uses gossip to get attention from her peers But as soon as she shares it They ignore her [JEREMY, spoken] That’s sad, what should I do? [THE SQUIP, spoken] You should ignore her [RICH, spoken] Yo! Tall-Ass Where’s my money? [THE SQUIP, spoken] Up up, down down, left right, A [JEREMY & RICH] GAAUGH! [RICH, spoken] ...You got one? You should come over and play Xbox You know, with a Squip, the only controller you need Is your mind [JENNA] Rich and Jeremy chillin’? [JAKE] Looks like Jeremy’s killin’ [MR. REYES, spoken] What’s the deal with that? [JENNA, JAKE, MR. REYES] Get synced up! [INSTRUMENTAL] [BROOKE] Bonjour, Jeremy [JEREMY, spoken] Oh, Brooke! [BROOKE] I’m sure digging this new look Hella retro and très bonsoir [spoken] That was French [JEREMY] Hehe. Uh, how was Pinkberry? [BROOKE] Scary I have some issues with dairy [CHLOE, spoken] Brooke! [BROOKE, spoken] I’m sorry, bye [BROOKE & JEREMY] Let’s sync up! [THE SQUIP, spoken] You see, Jeremy? Life is not unlike a video game And in a video game Success requires just two things Good hand-eye coordination And a cheat code! [INSTRUMENTAL] [FULL CAST (minus Jeremy and Squip), vocalizing] Aaaah! [JEREMY] All in all, a not too heinous day [ENSEMBLE] Nananananananananana! [JEREMY] I walk the hall with purpose as I swagger on my way [ENSEMBLE] Nananananananana Hey, hey, hey! [JEREMY] Feelin’ crisp and high and clean I head to play rehearsal with Christine!