Lyrics: Alain Boublil/Richard Maltby Jr.
Music: Claude-Michel Schönberg
[GIRLS] Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
[GIGI] Tonight you'll be "Miss Jumped Upon"
[GIRLS] I'll win a GI and be gone
[GIGI] He'll screw you with your crown still on
[MIMI] What happens when the Cong attack?
[GIGI] They'll rip the hot pants off your back
[GIRLS] The VC all wear basic black
[KIM] Is this the way you make a chest?
[GIGI] Hey, give that virgin act a rest
[GIRLS] "You are my first American"
[ENGINEER] Allez! allez! allez!
Why does it take all day?
Get your asses on stage... I'm raising cash tonight
[GIRLS] Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
[ENGINEER] Tell yourself that your passport's standing at the bar
[GIRLS] Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
[ENGINEER] Each day these little buns of yours are worth less and less
Rake in the dollars now before the market falls too far
Look who I got out here
I can still engineer
It's like the old days, my little gamines
[GIRLS] Oh sure
[ENGINEER] You know who's out here? A gang of marines!
[GIRLS] They're here
[ENGINEER] We'll clean them out the American way
[GIRLS] Yes, sir
[ENGINEER] For something free, they don't care what they pay
Why are you in that dress?
Ah! it's my new princess
Ah, yes
That bridal gown gives you some class
Lower your eyelids as you pass
Men pay a lot for virgin ass
Allez! Allez! Allez!
Get out and do your song!
Don't make the show too long
Voila'!
On stage all! welcome to...
Dreamland!