Lyrics: Jake Sloan
Music: Jake Sloan
Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?
sigh-- Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays…
Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes?
But I know, you won’t
What's got you fuming buddy
What’s got you raging dude
Did something piss you off
You better learn to cope soon
This place eats dopes for breakfast
You’ll need some thicker skin
Cause if you’re angry now
Imagine how you’ll feel when
You check your bedroom and it’s crawling with snakes
(JAX!!!)
When every step you takes a face full of rakes
Ough! ugggh…
When even seats’ are threatening a certain sound
You’re entertainment who even needs a clown
Do you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn’t involve torturing people?
… No.
Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you’re not down to clown
Well I won’t let that get me down
I’m your Jax toy
Have a little laugh boy
I’d say im sorry
But it’s not that kinda party
Wait please give me a second
So let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks
there’s a solution to our fate?
Wait wait let’s hear her out
Got nothing here but time
Just let us in on what
Will save us here, we missed a sign?
You hear that audience
You’re in for a show
We’re breaking numbers
But we’re suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think I’ll join you, giving a little beam
What is it?
Are you crying from the
Jab to the side
Can’t handle snide comments
Looking to confide in Ragatha
Good luck with that to ya
I’m giving gold to those
Misfortunate enough to
end up In a circus
From a rancid purchase
Of A headset
Just my luck
Had gone and cursed us
You wanna smile
And ease your mind
Then lighten up
So says my sign
Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted
Get your Jax toy
Get a little laugh boy
So you’re not down to clown
Well I won’t let that get me down
I’m your Jax toy
Have a little laugh boy
I’d say im sorry
But it’s not that kinda party
Yep, That’s Me
I’ll keep you company
Still Me