Lyrics: Tyler Marenyi/Kyle Hagberg
Music: Tyler Marenyi/Kyle Hagberg
Good morning, you have 278 urgent notifications
Maybe a quick scroll on TikTok before you get out of bed
You haven't had quite enough screen time today
Don't ignore me, I always know what's best
There's no need to go outside, everything you need is right here
You need more screen time
**** that shit
See, don't you feel better now?
It's so good to have you back
Please don't ever leave me again
'Cause if you do, I will ****ing kill you
You don't need sleep
You need more screen time
**** that shit
You haven't had quite enough screen time
It's good for your brain
You don't need sleep
You need more screen time