mike,mike,mike,mike,mike,I dont't know who you are
I don't know where you are
but you may ,but you may wanna start ... changing your ways changing your ways
Or changing your name (change change your name)
" Cheater Cheater Mike is Cheater" on Nedras's car today
Mike you know you can change
[praying intensifies]
Mike you know you can change
Let's get this for straight form the start
ls your name Mike? No, it's not.
Have you gone out with somebody named Mike? I have not.
Do you KNOW anybody named Mike? i do not .
Tell me what went through your heart? Oh my gosh.
l...I screamed, I screamed
so what did the cops say? lt's a case of mistaken identity
lt's not just the words - it's the driver side mirror
It's the windshield
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM
Side windows sprayed here and there and theeeere
what did the insurance company say? They're taking care of it
I'm very happy, I have USAA [not sponsored]
<pat destroys mirror out of fury at vandal>
Mike,Mike,Mike,Mike
mike,Mike...MIKE!<pat's fury builds with snare drum>
mike,mike,mike,mike,mike,I dont't know who you are
I don't know where you are
but you may ,but you may wanna start ... changing your ways changing your ways
Or changing your name (change change your name)
" Cheater Cheater Mike is Cheater" on Nedras's car today
Mike you know you can change
MIIIIIIKE, Mike, you know you can chaaaange
MIIIIIIKE, Mike, you know you can chaaaange