Music: Casey James Basichis/Jack Pendarvis/Jeff Liu/Tim Kiefer
Producer: Tim Kiefer
Some people say that space is lonely
Silent empty sparking and immense
But wide open spaces with smiles on cowboy faces
Even when they're stuck inside their tents
Yes I've got my mission to distract me
From friendly folks I had to leave back home
And I got my potatoes,
More exciting than tornadoes
Potatoes, potatoes,
Buy my fresh potatoes
Terraforming martian soil
Just put'em in a pot to boil
I have left my dream of grand adventure
For the quiet of my martian tater farm
And if you hear me snoring
That's just because it's boring