Music: Matthias Nicoll Bossi
Where did it go wrong?
Left me here with a frozen heart
And a broken home
Started out so nice
I even changed the litter box once or twice
But now we’ve turned to ice
Was it so bad in our family?
See the pictures of you and me
(We were covered in fleas)
Give me one last chance
To fix the things that done you wrong
Or you can kick me in the pants
You gave us pain, pain, pain, pain, pain
Left us so low, low, low, low, low
It’s just too late to forgive you now
Go back and die you deadbeat mom
Don’t even try
We don’t want you
A washed-up bag of sleaze
Asking for forgiveness
Beggin’ on all four knees
(Two, three, four, on your knees)
Can we turn back time?
I’ve got my tail between my legs
Sorry for my crimes
I remember mackerel birthday cake (surprise!)
Leavin’ you truly was a big mistake
Now I’m growin’ old
My fur’s thin and my teeth are dull
Let me back into the fold (No way)
Hate, hate, hate you mom
I really hate you
I really, really hate you
No, no, no, no we won’t forgive you
We will never forgive you
Stop it, stop it, stop it
We’re pluggin’ our ears from the sound of your tears
You deserve to end your days alone in fear
I’d swim across a lake
Full of gators, sharks, and electric eels
To show you what’s at stake
(Gators and eels and snakes)
I’d walk across hot coals
Singe my whiskers and tender paws
To put some kibble in your bowl
So much better will this kitty be
You can trust me
I’m turning over a new leaf
Is it just too late?
Have I hurt you too much to open up the gate?