Music: Whitney Avalon
The Queen of Hearts
versus
The Wicked Witch of the West
Let the rap battle begin
Begone,Adele Dazeem
I'm a head-taking machine
Chop so many necks
Call me the Guillotine Queen
I'll make you walk the green mile
And roast ya,Salem-style
Here's the lesson
Court's in session
And I do love a trial
Get this straight
The heart wants what it wants
I'm not a dunce, and unlike you
I do my own stunts
You might be OK at croquet
But you will fall justΒ the same
'Cause I'm a master with a mallet
And I've never lose a game
You are too concerned with shoes
To stop a homesick chick
This toothpick on a broomstick
Can't handle the thicc
All ways are my ways
So I make the laws
With a verdict and my boot
I'll kick your narrow ass to Oz
I'm the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the West,ha!
You wish you could be like me
but bish I'm the best,ha!
'cause I'm the meanest,the keenest
gonna upset the queenest
Brighter than the Emerald City
because I'm certainly the greenest
They tried to keep me down
but instead I have arisen
I overthrew the land
and transformed Oz into a prison
The wizard was a con man
so weaklings gave him loyalty
But I can fly so I defy
Both gravity and royalty
A woman with real power
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Now,Oz and Broadway recognize
the one who's truly wicked
You've got your own
itty bitty pity committee
You can run, you can hide
but I'll get you,my pretty
Yeah, I got a little mister
But what happened to her sister
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in the midst of a twister
I'm a slayer and a player
Momma heart gets paid
Wearing diamonds in the club
while your monkeys get spayed
This punk-ass needs a punchin
You are more sloppy than a luncheon
With a bunch of f***ing Munchkins
who are too damn drunk to function
We are the original dreamland
You imposters can suck it
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'Cause wonderland ain't nuthin' to **** with
This battle was a slaughter
Elphie's melting 'cause I'm hotter
This hag is # thirsty
Here,have a cup of water
In a second, they'll be singing
''Ding dong''The witch is dead
By order of the queen
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!
This brat's got a temper
now she's folding under pressure
'Cause she's screaming bloody murder
while I'm smiling like a Cheshire
You're losing the beat
You might need a pacemaker
Don't you mess around with me
'Cause I'm a heartbreaker
I've got the powers and the flowers
to K.O your whole team
I got them pop-pop-poppies
Night-night,have a nice dream
You think this is a game?
Tell these cards I ain't playing
Cut the deck like it's a check
and wreck this trumped-up queen I'm slaying
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
I'll make a mother f***ing scene
Like the Hulk without the bulk
It ain't easy being green
Like the roses that you keep
What you sow is what you reap
I'm the doom on a broom
and this has been a clean sweep