Lyrics: Jacob Wall/Ryan Nakada
[Intro]
Pee Pee Island helpline, how can I help you?
Hey, so I just had a question, what is this, what is this peanut butter watermelon stuff?
I don't get it, at all
Well, allow us to explain
[Chorus]
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
A big ***** is what I am selling
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
I am a convicted felon
[Verse 1]
Hey my name is pеanut butter man
Just got back from a trip from Iran
You can find me at your local store
Eat mе once and you’ll ask for more
I met this one girl at Arby’s
But then she tried to charge me
Then I figured she was a **********
I headed out because of my Christain attributes
Then after that, I bought some peanut butter
Mrs. **** is the name of my mother
This story makes complete sense
Like former vice president Mike Pence
Watermelon man is a ***** camel head
This diss in his mouth it will be fed
Watermelon isn’t even a drink
Whoever made that name is unable to think
[Chorus]
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
A big ***** is what I am selling
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
I am a convicted felon
[Verse 2]
What's up everybody melon man's in the house
I've got some women's urine inside of my mouth
I’ve been a melon fan since I was like seven
Watermelon is a gift from heaven
Peanut butter guy has nothing on me
He can’t even tie his shoes, during PE
The ladies all hate Peanut Butter Guy
The women like me all up in their thighs
When I see a girl I look at her melons
Exploring fruit like I am Magellan
Everyone hates Peanut Butter, why?
Cause it makes you scream and cry
It’s literally the color of human feces
I think it could cause a disease
Water and melon, can't get much better
Peanut Butter, I will eat never
[Chorus]
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
A big ***** is what I am selling
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
Peanut Butter Watermelon
I am a convicted felon
[Outro]
Peanut Butter
Watermelon
Watermelon
Peanut Butter
Watermelon
Peanut Butter
Watermelon
I don't get it, I don't, I got nothing from that song, I'm sorry