I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued,
they say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet,
there's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!
Watch as I work my gypsy magic,
eye of a newt and cinammon
Watch as this matter turns to batter,
open the portal, jump in!
Crude stew! Do you fear it, Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon!
Toss a fig and
save the date and!
Bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying!
(Pinkie's Parents): Pinkie, if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall,
let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!!!
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
seapony tears and provolone!
God help the outcast with her witchcraft,
someday, I'm gonna go home
Someday, I'm gonna go home.
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