Music: Jim Barne/Kit Buchan [Dougal] It's the capital city of the USA [Robin] "It's not" [Dougal] The city I swore I would see for myself one day [Robin] "But you've actually been to New York before?" [Dougal] "Yes... uh no, but I've seen 'Home Alone 2' quite a few times" [Robin] "Are you serious?" [Dougal] There's pizza for breakfast There's steam in the air It's candy not sweets and the streets are called sidewalks there My town Where everyone has an apartment to spare with a skyline view And even improbable dreams come true Where everything comes with a smile a high-five and a side of cheese I'm down on my knees New York I'm already talkin' the talk New York I'm already poppin' the cork Cos I'm ready I'm ready to be in New York Are they ready Are they ready for me in New York "Is that Times Square?" [Robin] "Nope that's Queens" [Dougal] "Awesome" She's called the big apple No one knows why But she's my kind of town and I'm her kind of street smart guy I'll stroll up the Broadway I'll order a beer I'll scream at the Statue of Liberty Hey lady I'm walkin' here! My home The city of stories where everything's seventy stories high Where everyone kisses their blues goodbye The cinema city I've waited the whole of my life to see Are you talkin' to me? "Is that.. what I think it is?" [Robin] "What do you think it is?" [Dougal] New York I'm already talkin' the talk in New York I'm already poppin' the cork Cos I'm ready I'm ready to be in New York Are they ready Are you ready for me in New York It's a city of angels It's a city of sin It's a city of immigrants buddy I'll fit right in The land of the brave The home of the free The liberty city where even my father wants to hang out with me Home There's snow in the city tomorrow to see it come twinkling down And that's why they all call it Tinseltown There's hundreds of thousand's of people just living the dream out there And there's love in the air [Robin] "Okay we're about to leave the train and then we're gonna be in New York" [Dougal] "Yes" [Robin] "You're not gonna freak out?" [Dougal] "No!" New York I'm already talkin' the talk in New York I'm already poppin' the cork Cos I'm ready I'm ready to be in New York Yeah I'm ready Are they ready for me in New York For two whole days I'll literally be in New York NYC JFK FBI CIA See I'm already talkin' the talk And I'm ready I'm ready to be in New York Yes I'm ready Are you ready for me Are you ready for me Are you ready for me In New York