Lyrics: Cameron Greely
Music: VideoGameRapBattles/Cameron Greely
[Shadow]
Hmph, this is going to be so edgy...
[Announcer]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
[Shadow]
Disgusting yellow creature, get outta my sight
[Announcer]
PLAYER 1: SHADOW!
[Shadow]
This is gonna be fun...
[Announcer]
PLAYER 2: WARIO!
[Shadow]
CHAOS CONTROL!
[Announcer]
FIGHT!
[Shadow]
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces!
[Wario]
Like Jesus
Maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists
[Shadow]
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
****er had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol
[Wario]
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
Just go make like your spin attacks screw you
You’re more desolate than Mephiles
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you!
*fart sound*
[Wario]
Oh, maybe that was-a me...
[Shadow]
Hmph, whatever...
[Wario]
WA-HA-HA-HA!
[Announcer]
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
[Shadow]
...Maria...