Lyrics: Kunal Chhabhria/Anmol Sachar
Music: Instine/Raftaar
Yeah, Tayyar?
Im sad Enginerring karna pada yaar
degree milli!
job mili?
haha so silly!
Sunnn
Ye padai ye likhai mere bus ka nahi hai,
Main jab Dekhta hoon mujhe jamta nahi hai
Pass hona mera banta nahi hai
Main sab padta, kuch jamta nahi hai
Tera bhai baabu chaatu nahi hai
Professor ki chaatna usse jamta nahi
sir aaye bole aaj padna nahi
its time for assignment darna nahi
Likh likh ke hath sujaae
Iss Radhhi ka koi kaam dhanda nahi
Sachchai yahi ki Jobs hi nahi
Sachchai yehi Bachon me nahi unity
Topper hai ye class ke
Samje khudko baap Professor
ki yeh chaate bole karke dikha tu bhi
exams!!!
pass aayi, pass aayi
fatt ke haath mein aayi
toh raat bhar marayi
tu!!!!
hoga fail mere bhai
jo poore saal books ko tune shakal nahi dikhayi
engineer bann. mat bann tu kalakar
sapne tootte hota hum pe atyachaar
bachpan se hi tha shauk mujhko art ka
sadak band aage band naaka mere shauk ka
Yaad dilaun kya
Yaad dilaun kya
Yaad dilaun kya
sapna ek dekha tha
passion aazmaunga,
jis field mein hai talent
waha machaunga
neend se uthakar
papa ne bhagaya
scholar ke saath
padhne lagaya
“Inverse Integration”
Naam yaad mein aaya kya
yaad na hone parr usne dus baar sikhaya tha
Raat bhar mujko jagaya tha
net se dhoondke padhaya tha
jo bhi pada exam mein kuch bhi nahi aaya tha
Tab mera, tab mera naseeb kadak tha
Who ladka alag tha
Use aaya mujhpe kyun pyaar ghazab ka
Dikhaya mujhe poora paper phir sir bola
Viva mein tujhko bithata hoon
Jitna rata hai woh bahar main lata hoon
Tujhko jo yaad nahi hoga
Unhi sawalo se teri lagata hoon
Entrance exam se laakho ki naukri
Yeh kehke fasaya, main kabhi nahi bhoolega
Maa ki kasam khud nikla woh ranker
Main sacha last bencher,
tujh jaiso ki kholega
ek shabd bhi nhi bolega
aur phir bhi tu ro lega
thoda bhi nahi, ab main
Poora he dholega
Thand mein bhi khud ko jagana pada
Freshers Party Thi jaana Pada
Head and shoulder lagake
Dandruff bhagake
Crush pe impression bithana pada
padhne mein slow the, aye
baithe peeche ke row mein, eye
maine chits banaya tha, aye
khud majboor sa hoke
padhne mein slow tha
raata na hota
slow hi na hota toh load hi na hota
maa baap ne meri tution lagwayi hai
kya fayda problem
school nahi ….padhayi hai
last bench se uthakar na aage bula
aisa karega toh dega rula
pehle hi roya hu
raat ko na soya hu
karma se drr yu na
mujhko sata
Chits bana chits bana
Mia Khalifa band kar zara chits bana
Susti ki baat hi nahi thi,
Maine bola porn band kar
Tu tab sada
Aaj ka sach yahi hai
Ki haal filhal toppers ki ijjat badi hai (badi hai)
Tu 1st Rank aa rha h chote?
Rinky aur Pinky toh mujhse patti hai
Sach, sanki hai meri meri meri gang
tabhi toh CR ki jali jali jali gand
parents ko bulwaya, baja di meri band
bhaari hai talent, bhaari mera plan
Samajh mein aaya kya
Samajh mein aaya
Magaj mein aaya
Magaj mein aaya
Yaad mein aaya kya
Yaad mein
tu mujhko jhaadne aaya kya?
hilane se bante bacche kya
chillane se bante sache kya
gussa dikha kar baccho ko dara reh
unka darr samjhe ya jaane kya
notes maangte rahega woh phir bhi nai degi
iss baar exam teri keh ke hi legi
baton ka matlab badal ke batane se
socha ki answer sheet jaldi bharegi
College se seedha sab tution pe, ha
ratt lete sab jaise woh tote hai
Seekha maine jab kitabo ko khola ki
Taare zameen par hote hai
Tare zameen par hote hai
Tare zameen par hote hai
samajh mein aa gaya
Tare zameen par hote hai
Chal kuchh baat aur
Dhyan se sun-na
tu mujhpe hass, kyuki percentage meri kum hai,
are raju, PUBG mein hara ke dikha agar gaand mein tere dum hai
success ke peeche nahi, excellence ke peeche bhaag
yeh kehta main ahi, kehte hai aamir sahab
Sachai hai yeh taana nahi….disssss
Samajh mein aaya kya!!