Music: Jackson Foster/Ian Binion/Lincoln Soto/Alan Benikhis
It's lawless and rugged, but in the desert we say "**** it"
We don't need to shoot you, we'll just stomp you into the asphalt
115°, it'll burn your ass like a stove
Yeah, but this ain't no kitchen
So quit your bitching, shut up and listen
Have you met my friend the Butcher?
He'll slice you up and serve you to the rattlesnakes
So **** you if you a fake
Say your prayers, the blazing sun don't care
I know the desert is unfair
I'm just a cowboy without a care
It's a wild ride, and we rollin through the desert
Bring your best behavior, you gonna get ****ed up
'Cause it's a wild ride, and you gonna die like a bitch
Way out west where nobody behaves
Call up Hayley Williams, this is misery business
There's too many cooks in the kitchen
And I need her to listen
'Cause I grew up wrestling gators in the street
Coach pulled me aside, told me I was too tough to compete
Now even when we lose, make the neighbors want to move
But I live in the desert and it's kind of depressing
But I still import my gators straight from Tallahassee
Dress 'em in a bow, I keep 'em looking classy
But they don't do well west of Amarillo
Place ran dry, now they all gonna die
I know the desert is unfair
I'm just a cowboy without a care
So come and feel the western air
I'm just a cowboy without a care
It's a wild ride, and we rollin through the desert
Bring your best behavior, you gonna get ****ed up
'Cause it's a wild ride, and you gonna die like a bitch
Way out west where nobody behaves
Nobody behaves
Diggin' ditches for your grave
Nobody behaves
Diggin' ditches for your grave
We way out west where nobody behaves
That's right, we diggin' ditches for your grave
We way out west where nobody behaves
That's right, we diggin' ditches for your grave
Way out west where no one behaves
Digging ditches for your grave
Way out west where nobody behaves, agh
We digging ditches for your grave
Way out west where nobody behaves, agh
We digging ditches for your grave
So whatchu gonna do about it punk?
I know the desert is unfair
I'm just a cowboy without a care
So come and feel the western air
I'm just a cowboy without a care
It's a wild ride, ow
It's a wild ride
'Cause we way out west where nobody behaves