Lyrics: Martin, Putnam
Why do you think we throw stuff at you?
You own all our cd's- you're gay
You own all our 7"s- you're gay
You bought all our T-shirts- you're gay
You go to all our shows- you're gay
All our fans are gay
All our fans are gay
All our fans are gay
All our fans are gay
You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong
You think we care about the underground- you're wrong
You think we won't **** up your club- you're wrong
You think we care if you like us- you're wrong
All our fans are gay
All our fans are gay
All our fans are gay
All our fans are gay
If we're nice to you, it's because we're broken
Or unless you got some drugs to smoke
When the drugs are gone, then we are, too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you
But I've supported you guys for so long
FAGGOT!