Will you quit kicking me under the table
I'm trying, will somebody make a shut up about it
Could we settle down , please
It's that time of year
Leave all our hopelessnesses aside
(If just for a little while)
Dear, stop right here
I know we'll follow the bumpy ride
(I'm secretly on your side)
I think something is burning
Now you've ruined the whole thing
Muffle the smoke alarm
Whoever put on this music
You better quick sharp and remove it
Pour me another
Oh, don't wag your finger at me
It's that time of year
Leave all our hopelessnesses aside
(If just for a little while)
Dear, stop right here
I know we'll follow the bumpy ride
(I'm secretly on your side)