There's a man, just a regular guy.
Drinks his coffee black, wakes up at a regular time.
His name is a regular Albert, he's got a regular plan.
Albert is just a regular average everyday man.
Everybody's got a secret.
Everybody's got a thing.
Some men love fast cars, some men love diamond ring.
But I don't want no model, no movie star, no queen.
There's only one big man.
Makes them feel green.
Albert has a crush on the jolly green giant.
The green mean man.
He tries to hide it, but he just can't hide it.
Green bean man.
He wonders what's under those green bean clothes.
Green bean man gets a rush down the aisle where the green beans grow.
Green bean man, the green bean man.
Green bean man.
Album has a crush on.
Green bean man.