Death Metal Dad Jokes

Dad jokes will steal the show Dad jokes, here we go Dad jokes for the win Dad jokes, let's begin So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? You ain't got jokes on my dad So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? You ain't got jokes on my dad Swollen bald elitists decapitating cattle Barbequing bovines on the mountain peak of Everest Vegans around the world unite to bring them down But the steaks are high ! The steaks are high ! Atheism is a non-prophet organization Velcro is such a rip off Dad jokes will steal the show Dad jokes, here we go Dad jokes for the win Dad jokes, let's begin So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? You ain't got jokes on my dad So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? You ain't got jokes on my dad Doomsday bands coming out like there's no tomorrow One could say they're inspired by Impending Doom Even vampires will die , that is something you can count on One apocalypse, two apocalypse , three !! 'Ahhh, oh, I gotta get away, all right ? You'll love this one.' Why do skeletons never take any risks ? Because they have no guts HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! I've heard better chugging from the bottom of Uranus Brown notes so low, they open up a black hole What time did the man... Go to the dentist Tooth hurty Dad jokes will steal the show Dad jokes, here we go Dad jokes for the win Dad jokes, let's begin So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? You ain't got jokes on my dad So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? So you think you got jokes ? You ain't got jokes on my dad Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them Was a salted