Music: Casey Lee Williams/Martin Gonzalez Lyrics: Casey Lee Williams/Martin Gonzalez Arranger: Casey Lee Williams/Martin Gonzalez Welcome to the show Are you ready to go With your swords up high And your guns down low Have you come for the action Come for the sport There's a million ways to Spill blood in the court It's a free for all It's a dog eat dog Don't be surprised if when you die You're met with rigorous applause Wanna win you got a chance All you've gotta do is dance Oh move your feet and move 'em fast Who knows how long your limbs will last Who is your king of the castle now I am taking control of the board game Show me some strategy You're in a daze I can't complain so Checkmate move along Do your muscles ache You may need a break It's a common response For your hands to shake I know it's not easy losing a match Especially when it's A girl kicking your a*s Sit down and relax 'Cause I'm the teacher You're the class Get your notebooks out Give that note a pass You know no one is perfect But I'm pretty close You should've seen you face A right disgrace When I came in through that door Are you the queen or are You the pawn Will you master the night Or wait for the dawn Is it worth all the blood And the damage done Would you die under the Spotlight just to hear all the applause Are you the queen or are You the pawn Will you master the night Or wait for the dawn Is it worth all the blood And the damage done Would you die under the Spotlight just to hear all the applause Are you the queen or are you the pawn Will you master the night Or wait for the dawn Is it worth all the blood And the damage done Would you die under the Spotlight just to hear all the applause Who is your king of the castle now I am taking control of the board game Show me some strategy You're in a daze I can't complain so Checkmate move along Move along move along now