Lyrics: Tegan Chambers/Johnathan Scott Music: Tegan Chambers/Johnathan Scott [Intro] No real Percs were taken in the making of this song Kids, do not do drugs Great John on the beat by the way (Hello there, if you ever need a Perc, you call the 1-800-PerkyMan) No real Percs were taken in the making of this song Kids, do not do drugs 'Mello made it right
[Chorus: Sleepy Hallow] Are you friends with the perky man? I'm friends with the perky man Are you friends with the perky man? I'm friends with the perky man Are you friends with the perky man? 'Cause I'm friends with the perky man Are you friends with the perky man? I'm friends with the yerky man
[Post-Chorus: Mikey Bands] Are you on drugs? 'Cause I'm on drugs Do you want drugs? 'Cause I want drugs
[Verse: Jay Bezzy] I take half a Perc just to brighten my day Take two more and best believe I'm gon' escape I take tens, twenties, 30s, they not fake All these Percs is 'bout to make me go to space [Chorus: Sleepy Hallow] Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? 'Cause I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Yerky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? 'Cause I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Yerky Man
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[Chorus] Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? 'Cause I'm friends with the Perky Man Are you friends with the Perky Man? I'm friends with the Yerky Man [Outro] No real Percs were taken in the making of this song Kids, do not do drugs