Lyrics: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
Music: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
All right then here's what you are gonna say to this stupid little boy
So let's talk about how many times you've been online since I asked you 'How you been?'
I see it says you're active now and yet somehow the messages don't switch to seen
I can't see that
Okay
How about: it's interesting you went out of your way to say, 'Hey let's hang just you and I'
And now I've been like "Yeah all right, let's find the timeβ
Suddenly you've gone all shy
lol no
Okay no but seriously
Just say: When you came my way
I thought, yeah okay
But now you're playing games
Like I'm the one who came on to you
So I'm like, literally why?
Why you gotta mess me around though?
Am I gonna see you around? No
Can't believe I even thought about you at all
C U never
Never even said I would date yah
What a f**king waste of my data
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the
Why'd ya
Ugh literally bye
C U never
Literally bye
C U never
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the
Why'd ya
You're so right
I'm done with crafting and re-drafting lengthy texts that he'll reply to with thumbs up
And so, my friend, I'm gonna send him one last text
One quick message that sums up
Precisely how I feel about the situation without coming across too needy
Okay here goes
I know it sounds insane but--
Nope C U never
Lol soz to be a pain but--
C U never
I guess what I'm saying--
Is C U never
I just want to explain how I feel
Have you tried uh literally bye
Never should've messed me around so am I gonna see you around? No
Can't believe I even thought about you at all
C U never
Slide right out of my DMs
Hit me up again in your dreams
Can't believe it
I can't even
What's the
Why'd ya
Literally bye
C U never
Literally bye
C U never
Can't believe it
Why'd I even
Oh it's so...
I know, but you're not the only one, look around
Every single person has someone they should
But instead they're...
And...
Then...
When they should be enjoying that brunch
You know what?
Listen up everyone
No shut the F up okay listen
No stop acting
All right
Who here is a bit fed up of waiting around for them to message you back?
And who is a little bit tired of them being too busy to reply, despite somehow having the time to immediately watch every story you ever post
And who is has had it up to here with checking your phone 5 times a minute to see if they're ever gonna reply
Oh, and when they finally do reply, waiting 45 minutes to reply to that reply so as not to seem too keen
Yes!
His WhatsApp has a glitch
Nope C U never
It's a complicated sitch
No it's not C U never
He called my mom a b-
Woah! Okay that's def C U never
To be fair each individual guy is diff-
Nope literally bye
Never shouldda messed us around so are we gonna see them around
No
Can't believe we even thought about them at all
C U never
If he doesn't spark any joy go throw him out like you're Marie Kondo
Oh wait a minute
Nope
That's not really
Nope
Listen, can I
Nope
Literally bye
C U never
You haven't paid
C U never
When are you getting back together
Let me check my schedule
Oh yeah
I'll C U never