Lyrics: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss Music: Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss All right then here's what you are gonna say to this stupid little boy So let's talk about how many times you've been online since I asked you 'How you been?' I see it says you're active now and yet somehow the messages don't switch to seen I can't see that Okay How about: it's interesting you went out of your way to say, 'Hey let's hang just you and I' And now I've been like "Yeah all right, let's find the time” Suddenly you've gone all shy lol no Okay no but seriously Just say: When you came my way I thought, yeah okay But now you're playing games Like I'm the one who came on to you So I'm like, literally why? Why you gotta mess me around though? Am I gonna see you around? No Can't believe I even thought about you at all C U never Never even said I would date yah What a f**king waste of my data Can't believe it I can't even What's the Why'd ya Ugh literally bye C U never Literally bye C U never Can't believe it I can't even What's the Why'd ya You're so right I'm done with crafting and re-drafting lengthy texts that he'll reply to with thumbs up And so, my friend, I'm gonna send him one last text One quick message that sums up Precisely how I feel about the situation without coming across too needy Okay here goes I know it sounds insane but-- Nope C U never Lol soz to be a pain but-- C U never I guess what I'm saying-- Is C U never I just want to explain how I feel Have you tried uh literally bye Never should've messed me around so am I gonna see you around? No Can't believe I even thought about you at all C U never Slide right out of my DMs Hit me up again in your dreams Can't believe it I can't even What's the Why'd ya Literally bye C U never Literally bye C U never Can't believe it Why'd I even Oh it's so... I know, but you're not the only one, look around Every single person has someone they should But instead they're... And... Then... When they should be enjoying that brunch You know what? Listen up everyone No shut the F up okay listen No stop acting All right Who here is a bit fed up of waiting around for them to message you back? And who is a little bit tired of them being too busy to reply, despite somehow having the time to immediately watch every story you ever post And who is has had it up to here with checking your phone 5 times a minute to see if they're ever gonna reply Oh, and when they finally do reply, waiting 45 minutes to reply to that reply so as not to seem too keen Yes! His WhatsApp has a glitch Nope C U never It's a complicated sitch No it's not C U never He called my mom a b- Woah! Okay that's def C U never To be fair each individual guy is diff- Nope literally bye Never shouldda messed us around so are we gonna see them around No Can't believe we even thought about them at all C U never If he doesn't spark any joy go throw him out like you're Marie Kondo Oh wait a minute Nope That's not really Nope Listen, can I Nope Literally bye C U never You haven't paid C U never When are you getting back together Let me check my schedule Oh yeah I'll C U never