[Tommy]
Oh adult, adult! Come hither the adult!
I've set George’s house on fire
Please don't exile me
And send me across the sea
Don't leave me with Ghostbur
And his stupid sheep! *baah*
[Dream]
Oh child, child! You drive me wild
No wonder everyone hates you
I’ll take you with me
And blow up all your things
And still you won't learn a single thing!
[Dream and Tommy]
I'm the biggest man this server's seen! HEY!
That's why you are scared of me (I'm not scared of anything!)
[Tommy]
The only thing I'm scared of, is waking up in the morning...
Oh adult,adult! Oh child, child! (Don't call me that!)
We really hate each other's guts
I killed your sister today
I killed you with a pota-to...
Don't worry it's all roleplay!
[GhostburUkulele ending]