I slipped out this afternoon
And bought some love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paris
It's sleek, and chic, and magnifique
With sex beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me!
And why? One guy...
This irresistible
Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him
This irresistible
Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
Specially for him
Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on
His own masculine whim!
Never knowing that
This irresistible
Paris original
So temptingly tight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him
For him, for him
This irresistible
Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
She's wearing tonight!
And I could spit!
Some irresponsible
Dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair
I'm one of a pair
And I could...
Oh! No!
This irresistible
Paris original
All slinky with sin
Already slunk in
And I could die!
And I could kill her!
And I could...
This irresistible
Paris original
Tres sexy, nes pas
God damn it! Voila!
And I could spit!
Oh no!
One more?
Good luck!
Good evening, ladies!
Ohhhh
39 bucks I hand out
For something to made me stand out
And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph!
Some laugh!
This irresistible
Paris original
This mass produced crime
I'm wearing tonight
For the very last time!