Music: Kevin Murphy/Laurence O'Keefe
VERONICA: I wanted someone strong who could protect me
I let his anger fester and infect me
His solution is a lie
No one here deserves to die
Except for me and the monster I created
Yeah!
Heads up JD, I'm a dead girl walking (hey, yo, Westerberg)
Can't hide from me, I'm a dead girl walking (hey, yo, Westerberg)
And there's your final bell
It's one more dance and then farewell
Cheek to cheek in hell with a dead girl walking!
HEATHER MCNAMARA: (Oh) Go Rottweilers!
(Woah) Here we go, here we go now!
MS. FLEMING: Veronica?
Jason Dean told us you'd just committed suicide
VERONICA: Yeah, well, he's wrong about a lot of things
MS. FLEMING: I threw together a lovely tribute
Especially given the short notice
VERONICA: Ms. Fleming, what's under the gym?
MS. FLEMING: The boiler room
VERONICA That's it!
MS. FLEMING Veronica, what's going on?
VERONICA Got no time to talk, I'm a dead girl walking
(Hey, yo, Westerberg)
ALL EXCEPT VERONICA: Hey, yo, Westerberg
Tell me what's that sound
Here comes Westerberg, comin' to put you in the ground
Go, go, Westerberg, give a great big yell
Westerberg will knock you out and send you straight to hell!
VERONICA: A Norwegian in the boiler room, just like your dad
JD: And here I thought you'd lost your taste for faking suicides
VERONICA: Step away from the bomb
JD: This little thing? Well, I'll hardly call it a bomb
This is just to trigger the pack of thermals upstairs in the gym!
Now, those are bombs
People are going to look at the ashes of Westerberg and say
"Well, there's a school that self-destructed,"
"Not because society didn't care, but because that school was society."
You know the place where Heathers and Marthas can truly get along is in heaven
VERONICA: I wish your mom had been a little stronger
JD: Don't talk about my mom!
VERONICA: I wish she'd stayed around a little longer
JD: Stop!
VERONICA: I wish your dad were good!
I wish grown-ups understood!
I wish we'd met before
They convinced you life is war
I wish you'd come with me-
JD: I wish I had more TNT!
VERONICA: Ah!
ALL EXCEPT VERONICA AND JD: Hey, yo, Westerberg
Tell me what's that sound
Here comes Westerberg, comin' to put you in the ground
Go, go, Westerberg, give a great big yell
Westerberg will knock you out and send you straight to-
(gunshot)