Lyrics: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Music: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Producer: Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft
Stolas：I came down just as soon as I heard of the imp
stood accused of a devilish crime.
Could it be that a worm such as this,
half a brain, could concoct such a plot so sublim?
Does this fool deserve the flame?
Or is someone else to blame?
Like who, you ask?
Some kind of mastermind,
a mind behind the plan!
Some villain's grand design
to use the book
to breach the world of man!
Could he be-
roaming free?
Scheming more mastermindery?
Will he rest?
Who knows what he may unleash-
Next do you execute this little wretch?
Pat yourself on the back,
close the case.
Let this imp take the blame
take the fame let his name
light a fire in the hearts of his race!
Why it's more than I can bear.
I must make all of Hell aware!
Fu*k it!
I am the mastermind,
the hand that holds the strings!
No simple imp of mine
could master the disaster,
Oh it stings!
That you thought
you had caught the schemer of the schemes I wrought!
I confess!
It was me and I have no regrets!
I have regrets.
Why am I throwing my freedom away for this idiot?
Blitz∅：What have you done?
Stolas：I would rather be dead
Stolas：Than live life without you by my side.
Blitz∅：I can't live life without you by my side.
Stolas：So if it keeps you alive!
Blitz∅：What are you doing,
I don't deserve this!
Stolas：I am the mastermind,
the master of my fate!
Blitz∅：I realized too late!
Stolas：Sure as the stars have shined
I'll give my to clean your slate!
Blitz∅：Don't give your life to clean my slate!
Stolas：You are my light.
Blitz∅：You are my heart.
Stolas & Blitz∅：Only death can rend our love apart!
[Satan cacking darkly]
Satan：Well, isn't that adorable.
We have been betrayed by one of our own.
A Goetic demon.
Your hubris has gotten the better of you,
Prince Stolas.
I am the mastermind,
and here I am the law.
Chorus：He is the law.
Satan：I've ruled the endless dark
since long before the golden angle's fall.
So you see,
next to me your master plans all look so small.
Little mice,
when you break my rules
you pay
the
price!
Vocals: Andrew Underberg/Brandon Rogers/Bryce Pinkham/Helluva Boss/Patrick Page/Sam Haft