hey boys,we love all of you
but this song is for a few special men
the ones who ignited our flames
who opened our eyes
and who first taught us how to be turely horny
I was in seventh grade
watching TRL
when I had the feeling I never felt
It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans
and the black nails I'd ever seen
I got upon the couch
and I koncked my first one out
1996, I first heard MmmBop
started get sweaty in my thermal top
Taylor Hanson's lips
and his long blonde hair
the most gorgeous woman anywhere
and that's how I could tell (could tell)
that I was gay as hell
you lit the spark inside of me
you set my teeny tiny boobies free
yeah,we never met and we never will
but I thank you still
cause I first got horny to you
my guy was hot as hell
a real authority
It was Mr.Sheffield from The Nanny
he was so refined
it made me insane
but I still don't know that actor's name
I look him up on my phone
just a second while it loads
ā¦ā¦
Charles Shaughnessy
Okay, now it's me
mine is pretty bad
it's those guys who killed their mom and dad
the Menendez brothers
they were cute and young
I think Eric was the hotter one
Vanessa,this is on TV
Oh,right
then I'll say JTT
you lit the spark inside of me
you were my porn in 1993
and I never saw you without a shirt
but hey it still worked
cause I first got horny to you
I came alive back in '94
I fell for a carnivore
that's right
the cool teen son from Dinosaurs
I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit
you lit the spark inside of me
you taught me how to inspire just for me
I would steal a pillow
put it down
and just go to town
when I first got horny to you
yeah~yeah~yeah~so horny,yeah
when I first got horny to you
yeah~yeah~yeah~~~~
when I first got horny to you