Music: Cougar Macdowall
On the first day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
A bad dream and bigger body…
On the second day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the third day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Red jam for painting,
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body. (BAAAAAA!)
On the fourth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Four ropes for tying,
Red jam for painting,
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the fifth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
BIG GOLDEN BLING!
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the sixth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Six little secrets,
BIG GOLDEN BLING! (BAAAAAAAA!)
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
One less friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the seventh day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Seven snacks for snacking,
Six little secrets,
BIG GOLDEN BLING! (EEEHEEHEE!)
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the eighth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Dark rooms for dying,
Seven snacks for snacking,
Six little secrets,
BIG GOLDEN BLING!
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the ninth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Nine cups of coffee!!!
Dark rooms for dying,
Seven snacks for snacking,
Six little secrets,
BIG GOLDEN BLING! (Come on!)
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
One less best friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the tenth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Sad children crying,
Nine cups of coffee!!!
Dark rooms for dying,
Seven snacks for snacking,
Six little secrets,
BIG GOLDEN BLING!
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
One less friend,
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the eleventh day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Orphelins sans défense,
Sad children crying,
Nine cups of coffee!!!
Dark rooms for dying,
Seven snacks for snacking,
Six little secrets,
BIG GOLDEN BLING! (God!)
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
And a bad dream and bigger body.
On the twelfth day of Crittermas, the Playcare gave to me!
Fun and happy times and lots of--
Orphelins sans défense,
Sad children crying,
Nine cups of coffee!!!
Dark rooms for dying,
Seven snacks for snacking,
Too many secrets,
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE, GET THIS OFF OF ME!
Four tying ropes,
Blood red jam,
Poor friends,
A bad dream and bigger body.
Are you sure you guys don't want any coffee?!?
Oh! And merry Christmas!!
Can you shut up you stupid cat?!
Meow!