Lyrics: Jonathan Young/Kelvin Williams Jr./Mick Lauer Music: Jonathan Young/Kelvin Williams Jr./Mick Lauer This ain't a story of the fall from former glory This is more an allegory for what’s wrong with my soul But hey now It's nothing tragic just a little bit of static That can't be cleared up with magic Yes I've tried you know I'm such a misfit l've got fifty two assistants That distract me from the sweetness that I lost long ago But hey now No ****ing shanties, grab that drink from out the pantry Shit goddamn l'm getting antsy y'all so here's how it goes I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so **** your demands And demon rehab, l ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man This ain't a story of the fall from former glory This is more an allegory for what’s wrong with my soul But hey now I’m just a sinner, got my just desserts for dinner Every night feels like a winner, every hole is a goal The only time where I don't feel so past my prime Is when the demons in my life refuse to leave me alone But hey now No ****ing shanties, grab that drink from out the pantry Shit goddamn I'm getting antsy y'all so here's how it goes I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so **** your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so **** your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so **** your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man