Born Again

Lyrics: Anna K. Jacobs/Michael R. Jackson Music: Anna K. Jacobs/Michael R. Jackson It's true, I'm a guy with a life that's kind of checkered I've done a lot of dirt, and I'm far from squeaky clean Though I've tried to erase all the black marks from my record To some I'm still known as the Creampie Anal Queen I just can't resist getting naked with the cam'ras rolling And posting my ass for strangers on the internet Then setting up dates with the purpose of cornholing But once it's all done all I feel is deep regret I've harbored these desires since only lord knows when But can't I be forgiven regardless of how wicked I've been? And be born again! And be born again! I won't make porn again! When I'm born again! We all deserve a second chance A spiritual rebirth A chance to turn our lives around And build back all of our worth Can't we be born again? Purity is important and I've definitely failed there But what about Jesus, redemption, resurrection? No, no, no, no, no, uh uh, no cross, no crown, Ryan Yes Jesus is our redeemer but salvation is not a "get out of jail free" card Maybe it's not, Trisha, but what if I happened to hack into any one of your internet search histories? What if I already have? Think about that, then tell me who here isn't without some sort of sexual sin It's true, I once self-abused with a zucchini Sometimes when Pastor preaches I touch myself below One night I was bad and I stroked my doggie's weenie I've done much worse - trust me you don't wanna know I'm really into pictures of decapitated naked men Woah And John 3:3 says we only get to paradise when We're born again When we're born again Never mourn again When you're born again If we just ask to be redeemed then he'll forgive the past He'll wrap us in his loving arms His mercy is so vast Fill up with his glory Yeah! Drown in Jesus' blood Ooh! Bathe in full repentance Like pigs bathe in the mud Born again! Strip yourself to nothing Nothing! Get up on the cross Jesus! Walk to your Golgotha and burn away the dross Born again! Dunk me in the water Wash away my shame Air me with a girl who will proudly take my name Born again! Press our flesh together Bless me as her groom Watch me be reborn as I fertilize her womb 'Cause I'm sick of always feeling Like just I'm just an also-ran And I'm sick of always feeling Like I'm really not a man Lord, I'm sick of always feeling Like a total lesser than I just want to be normal I know that you can! I can? You can! I can! You can! I can! I can! I can! I can! I can! I can! Be born again Born again We'll be born again Born again You'll never mourn again! Born again When we're born again Born again Our destinies will be reversed with Jesus by our side In word and water be immersed And be transmogrified And be born again! Again! Again! Again- Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!