Lyrics: Emil Jehan Shamsuddin
Music: Emil Jehan Shamsuddin
All right, Charlie, here's the deal
You'll want to make some waves
But you can't do it this way
What you gotta do-
-Nope, nope
Every time you do this, I hear the guitar starting up
I'm not gonna be here for it
-Fine, whatever, party pooper
But Charlie, listen to me
Can you imagine the power that-
-And there we go again with the guitar starting
What do you think, I can't hear them?
Ah, Charlie, you're gonna have to excuse my friend Adam
He can be a bit-
-Hopeless
I couldn't help but notice
Thought you knew that you're hopeless
Where's all the thrills and chills and flashing lights?
Your cause is noble, and duh
You're very vocal, but, uh
I think you're missing one small detail
-So, wait, I think I'm missing something
Is this gonna be long?
-Sorry, he does this all the time
F*ck, now I'm singing the song!
Sh*t up, Charlie, why the frown?
Aren't you glad to talk to heaven's favorite clown?
-It's not a good thing
Here's the thing, Charlie, your plan stinks
Before we move on, here's a couple of things
I invite you all to listen to my new top secret plan
I'm gonna seize the market value on your shitty piece of land
You can firm the R.O.I. and be the hero we need
And blast my name on our brand new mini golf course
or bowling alley or movie theater or apartment complex
or anything that comes to mind-
-Um, do you need some water?
-What? No
I'm not passing up this opportunity
Cause I don't see how this could benefit me
But brews ain't tax, your entertainment is whack
I'm just trying to make up some money
Won't you cut me some slack?
Planned it could be a bit of a lie, but you know that I've been around
When I had guitar solos, you just break down
-I can't stop him
I'll just send you the wiki link
-You have a wiki link?
-Is there a problem with that?
It's a wiki link
We have a low budget
I'm starting to see why
Shut up! You're missing the best part!
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-We get it, You like your guitar
*coughs*
Well, maybe I do need some water
You stupid f***ing...
Whoa! Sorry, got a little carried away
-Again?
Name a time you didn't, Adam
Yeah, well, the point is we want to tear down the hotel
so that we can build something smarter
Like one of my good ideas
Do you agree to the terms?
-Oh, uh, no.
-Then get out of my face!
-No, no, wait! You didn't even send me the wiki link!
Ugh, sh*t!