Lyrics: Insomniac Rap/Laura Shigihara/Disciple X
Music: Laura Shigihara
Let's go, gonna start the show
I was once a little flower but a plant has to grow
Now we're stepping on the scene
and the lights start to glow
I don't mean disrespect
I just wanna keep it real, gotta change the subject
This here is a tea party
in case you didn't know
The party is on and I think that you'll like that
We're bringing the hype, No Holds Bard!!! on the song
Raising a stink on the mic, but extending the love
So the soiree is long, and I bet we'll be best of Buds
If you're impressed with the funk since the bars are the bomb
But you are in the wrong if you think you're better than us
Don't pooh-pooh the recipe of our musical pedigree
Like your poo doesn't ever reek
Just remember to flush
Petals down, feet on the ground
We don't even care at all
Fancy kings and queens, that's not our scene
It's a tea party,
come and dance with me
Forget a tea party, we'd rather be bards and be part of the beef
Consuming the beat with these bars
Soon as we charge into the scene
the tea starts spilling and leaks, inevitably
Cuz he's (NOT Maxwell) it's Lil Budz
A real buzz is built up
For real, just CHILL DAD you will love
the skills once you get a load of it
But no scones, we don't want 'em, not a hooligan I don't hold grudges
Petals down, feet on the ground
We don't even care at all
Fancy kings and queens, that's not our scene
It's a tea party,
come and dance with me
It's my tea party and I'll rock if I want to
Hands in the air, you be hanging with my crew
We No Holds Bard!!! and we're bringing it old school
With folding chairs and Tony Bears
We don't follow your rules!
Except how you should brush your teeth
Be nice to your momma and get enough sleep
Himawari aren't the first line of defence
Oddtou does taxes, saves you dollars and cents
Ladies and gents, wizards and ents
Gather around!
Folks come from miles just to hear our sweet sound
Pound the ground, oh wait, wrong game, this isn't Yoshi
Best boy gear kami kabuto boushi
You used to have me walk 10 feet behind
And now you showin me love? Yea make up your mind-
One of a kind, done with the grind, it's time to shine
Cuz a wizard's never early, she starts right on time
Petals down, feet on the ground
We don't even care at all
Fancy kings and queens, that's not our scene
It's a tea party,
come and dance with me